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FUCK YOU
PERHAPS ONE OF THE MOST INTERESTING AND COLORFUL WORDS IN THE
ENGLISH LANGUAGE TODAY IS THE WORK "FUCK". IT IS THE ONE WORD,
WHICH JUST BY THE WAY IT SOUNDS CAN DESCRIBE PAIN, PLEASURE, LOVE
AND HATE. IN LANGUAGE, FUCK FALLS INTO MANY GRAMMATICAL
CATEGORIES. IT CAN BE USED AS A VERB, BOTHE TRANSITIVE (JOHN
FUCKED MARY) AND INTRANSITIVE (MARY WAS FUCKED BY JOHN). IT CAN BE
AN ACTIVE VERB (JOHN FUCKED MARY) AND INTRANSITIVE PASSIVE VERB
(MARY IS FUCKING INTERESTED IN JOHN), AND AS A NOUN (MARY IS A
TERRIFIC FUCK). IT CAN ALSO BE USED AS AN ADJECTIVE (MARY IS
FUCKING BEAUTIFUL). AS YOU CAN SEE, THERE ARE VERY FEW WORDS WITH
THE VERSATILITY OF THE WORD "FUCK". BESIDES ITS SEXUAL
CONNOTATIONS, THIS INCREDIBLE WORD CAN BE USED TO DESCRIBE MANY
SITUATIONS:
GREETINGS....................."HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU?"
FRAUD........................."I GOT FUCKED BY THE CAR DEALER"
DISMAY........................"OH FUCK IT!"
TROUBLE......................."WELL, I GUESS I'M FUCKED NOW"
AGGRESSION...................."FUCK YOU!"
DISGUST......................."FUCK ME!"
CONFUSION....................."WHAT THE FUCK-------?"
DIFFICULTY...................."I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS FUCKING
BUSINESS"
DESPAIR......................."FUCKED AGAIN"
INCOMPETENCE.................."HE FUCKS UP EVERYTHING"
DISPLEASURE..................."WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?
LOST.........................."WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?"
DISBELIEF....................."UNFUCKINGBEGLIEVABLE!!!"
RETALIATION..................."UP YOUR FUCKING ASS!"
IT CAN BE USED IN AN ANATOMICAL DESCRIPTION--"HE'S A
FUCKING ASSHOLE."
IT CAN BE USED TO TELL TIME--"IT'S FIVE FUCKING THIRTY."
IT CAN BE USED IN BUSINESS--"HOW DID WIND UP WITH THIS
FUCKING JOB?"
IT CAN BE MATERNAL--"MOTHERFUCKER."
IT CAN BE POLITICAL--"FUCK BUSH"
AND NEVER FORGET GENERAL CUSTER'S LAST WORDS: "WHERE DID ALL THESE
FUCKING INDIANS COME FROM?" ALSO, THE FAMOUS LAST WORDS OF THE
MAYOR OF HIROSHIMA: "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?" AND LAST BUT NOT
LEAST, THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF THE CAPTAIN OF THE TITANIC, WHO SAID
"WHERE IS ALL THIS FUCKING WATER COMING FROM?" THE MIND FAIRLY
BOGGLES A THE MANY CREATIVE USES OF THE WORD. HOW CAN ANYONE BE
OFFENDED WHEN YOU SAY FUCK? USE IT FREQUENTLY IN YOUR DAILY
SPEECH: IT WILL ADD TO YOUR PRESTIGE. TODAY.......SAY TO
SOMEONE............
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!